Aaj ka Zalim Sms

Aaj ka zalim sms;

Boy to Girl: Kya main aap ka haath choom sakta hoon.

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Girl: Q, kmeeny mere lips pe zehr laga hai kia.

Khamba Wekh k

1 aurat Coma may chali gai
shohar murda samajh kar dafnaney chala.

Rastey main janaza khambey sey takraney sey aurat ko hosh aa gaya.

1 haftey baad aurat phir chal basi.

Sab log kalma parhtey huwey ja rahay thay

lekin shohar ki zuban pey 1 hi baat thi
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"Khamba wekh k Oye
Khamba wekh k

QUestion ?Socho Socho

Can u translate the following in Urdu?



Sun+Lion+1/4 kg



Sochen






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Aftab Sher Pao

Memon Fazool Kharchi

*. . .Memon Apne Bete Se:
Beti Kia Kar Rahe Ho...???

Beti:
Kuch Nai Papa...

Memon:
To Kuch Likh Rahe Hoge?

Beti:
G Nai Papa, Main Kuch Nai Likh Raha.

Memon (Ghusse Se):
To Phir Chashma Utar Kyun Nai Dete,
Tumhe Fazool Kharchi Ki Aadat Hogai Hai.:-)

Larka n Larki

Larka:
"Dil ruba."

Larki:
"Balance bhijwa."

Larka:
"Paisay nahi."

Larki:
"Kaisay nahi?"

Larka:
"Mehangai hai."

Larki:
"Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai."

Pathan Ishara

Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai kya hai to
wo sare ande tere or ye bhi btade kitne ande hain to wo 8 k 8 tere or agr
ye bhi bta de kiss k hain to wo murgi bhi teri
Pathan:yara koi ishara to de

Ay ALLAH Mere Wo Tamam

" AAJ KI DUA". ..
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Ay ALLAH
Mere Wo Tamam
Gunah Muaaf Farma Day..
Jiski Wajha Se Meri?
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Shaadi Ruki hui hy.

Aameen..