Kbbi Sochta Ho Aj Parho Ga

Kbbi Sochta Ho Aj Parho Ga

Kbhi Sochta Hn Kal Parho Ga

Phr Sochta Ho Jb Exam Aengy Tb Parho Ga

Aur
Jb Exam Aaty Han To Khta Hun
Ab Kya Ghanta Parhon Ga.. ;->

Suhag Raat K Time Dulha

Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne Apni

Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali....







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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi Aur Dulha So Gaya... ;->

Lazy to get up early in the Morning

1.Do You Feel Lazy To Get Up Early In The Morning?

2.Does A Book Work As A Sleeping Pill?

3.Attend Classes Only For Attendance?
...
4.See The Calendar For Holidays ?

5.Cell In Place Of A Pen ?

If The Above Is Happening With U..
Congratulations!

U R A Perfect Student... ;->

Mazak ki b ek had h0ti hy

Mazak Ki B Ek Had H0ti Hy,
"Jan|X"

Me Bachi K Sath Date Mar Raha Tha
Or Mera Dost Us K Samne Bola Kal
Wali Ziyada Achi Thi ;->

(';')/
/)( Insn Ban 0ye/\

A Man Writing In His Diary

A Man Writing In His Diary:

"I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don't Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don't Flirt Wid Strange Women.

I Sleep At Eight O'clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON." =P ;->

Mother Sitting so Silent

Son To Papa:Why Mother Sitting So Silent ?

Papa:Nothing Son,
She Asked For Lipstick,
But I Gave Her, ELFI... :-P

kutta toh sher jesa lagta hai

1st Aadmi: Aap Ka Kutta Toh Sher Jesa Lagta Hai

Kiya Khilate Ho Is Ko?

2nd Aadmi: Ye Kameena Sher Hi Hai,
Saala Pyar Wyaar K Chakkar Me Par Gya Tha
Toh Shakal Kuttay Waali Ho Gai Hai. :-]

hum to udti chidya k bhi

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,




Santa:
Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
.
Sardar Bache Se Bola
"Oy School Te School...
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai." ;->

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
"Theory Of Motion"

Which States:

"Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion." ;->

air hostess sir kya loge?

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora 
n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

Aaj ka Zalim Sms

Aaj ka zalim sms;

Boy to Girl: Kya main aap ka haath choom sakta hoon.

. . .

Girl: Q, kmeeny mere lips pe zehr laga hai kia.

QUestion ?Socho Socho

Can u translate the following in Urdu?



Sun+Lion+1/4 kg



Sochen






Nai pta?






Plz try kren
















Aftab Sher Pao

Memon Fazool Kharchi

*. . .Memon Apne Bete Se:
Beti Kia Kar Rahe Ho...???

Beti:
Kuch Nai Papa...

Memon:
To Kuch Likh Rahe Hoge?

Beti:
G Nai Papa, Main Kuch Nai Likh Raha.

Memon (Ghusse Se):
To Phir Chashma Utar Kyun Nai Dete,
Tumhe Fazool Kharchi Ki Aadat Hogai Hai.:-)

Larka n Larki

Larka:
"Dil ruba."

Larki:
"Balance bhijwa."

Larka:
"Paisay nahi."

Larki:
"Kaisay nahi?"

Larka:
"Mehangai hai."

Larki:
"Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai."