A Man Writing In His Diary

A Man Writing In His Diary:

"I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don't Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don't Flirt Wid Strange Women.

I Sleep At Eight O'clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON." =P ;->

forget the past and move on

A Wise Man Once Sat In An Audience And Cracked A Joke ..
All Of Them Laughed Like Crazy ..
After A Moment He Cracked The Same Joke Again
& A Little Less People Laughed This Time ..
He Cracked The Same One Again & Very Few Laughed
This Time When Ther
e Was No Laughter In The Crowd
He Smiled And Said
''If U Cant Laugh At The Same Joke Again & Again
Then Why Do U Keep Crying Over The Same Thing
Over & Over Again''
Forget The Past And Move On.....