( category ) funny sms !

pathan english k paper main fail ho gaya ....!;-(
due to the following translation....?
1: main aik aaam admi nhi hoon.
   i m not a mango man.

2: sarda aur garma phal hain.
     colda and hota are fruits

3: mujhe b english ati hai;
    english comes to me also

4: do or do barabar chaar .
    give and give equal to four

5: mera talauq hari pur hazara sy hai!
    i belong from greenpur thousanda

6: sarak per goliyaan chal rahi hain!
   tablets are walking on the road!



 ( have a fun guyz!!! )